people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people
- School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
- Student: I got bullied.
- School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like
“sorry i’m not gay”
bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy